madmonq’s joint

Get up. Go to school. Deal with stupid people. Get in trouble. Over and over. Meet a friend. Sleep over. Fall in love a little. Defend the earth from an alien invasion. Go home and wake up for school tomorrow.

Start here and here.

No really. Didn’t his mommy bring any snacks? Cherrios?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286941,00.html

A thirsty airplane passenger en route to North Carolina Tuesday caused enough fuss about not getting his apple juice in time that the plane had to land in order to calm him down, FOX affliliate WTFX in Philadelphia reported.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2007/05/31/cheney/index.html

Oddly the White House is setting the most realistic example for this kind of thing. Even if you personally disagree with same sex relationships / adoptions, the best thing you can do is be happy for them and accept them as family. Problem solved. As big an asshole as Dick Cheney is, even a baby can melt the fat bastards’ mechanically regulated heart.

This guy agrees with the post title

That George W Bush is an idiot

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070606/ap_on_el_pr/republicans_debate

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/11/AR20050611007…

http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm

According to Foreign Affairs magazine, a blue ribbon group of bipartisan foreign affairs experts in the U. S. view the war on terror as a disaster measured against its own aims.

The group, which includes a former secretary of state, ex-heads of both the Central Intelligence Agency and the National Security Agency, and former military commanders believes that the war on terror has actually made terrorism much worse because President Bush and his advisers have adopted a totally unrealistic view of what they can accomplish with threats and force. They also conclude that with the utter failure of Homeland Security, the next 9/11 is virtually assured in America.

If the experts of both political stripes have it right is there any wonder that the global image of the U.S. has plummeted even in those countries closely allied with the Americans. Just consider the list compiled by the Pew Research Center: Spain, Russia, Indonesia and Turkey, where only 12% of those polled had a positive image of the U.S. And while George Bush tries to convince the world that Iran is the greatest threat to world peace, the citizens in 13 out of the 15 countries polled said the real threat to the globe was the war in Iraq.

Here is what Andrew Kohut, president of the Pew Research Center had to say about that: “When you get more people saying that the U.S. presence in Iraq is a threat to world peace as say that about Iran, it’s a measure of how much Iraq is sapping good will to the United States.”

http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0625-23.htm

“I’m a uniter, not a divider”

Well. We can all say he didn’t lie about that. Were he to come back from the dead, a zombie Nixon would be hailed as George friggin Washington next to George W. Bush. In fact…

Thanks dummy. You’ve brought us all together on something.

Inspired by (stolen from) http://casadenicki.blogspot.com/search/label/politics