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There are so many that when the kids grow up they may mistakenly date. Or maybe not so mistakenly.
I am talking about the purposeful existence of the Dugger Family and the philosophy called “quiverfull“. They believe it’s biblically mandated to have as many children as possible. I am properly creeped out.
The Duggers are up to 17. Seventeen. Each successive child just encourages them to have more. It’s God’s blessing after all. If you have any less then, of course, God hates you. I’m wondering if each blessing is like a book of green stamps. You know, after collecting so many you can turn them in for a blender. Or a personal life. I’d at least like to have the option.
Seventeen kids makes sense if you lived in an agrarian society. Someone has to work the field and you don’t have to pay them. In the Dugger’s case they are taken care of relatively well. But in modern life seventeen kids are not the Brady Bunch but a side show attraction.
Stray dogs don’t have a choice in how many puppies they have. Neither do quiverful women. Mrs Dugger should. She is presumably an active participant in the process but when you’ve got a man who wants that for you and it’s God’s will, what’s a girl to do? It’s deeply upsetting these woman are used as some sort of plantation slave not given a choice. God says so. Disagreeance isn’t an option. She is subject to the man and her body belongs to him. Despite having sex at least 17 times, something tells me it’s not really enjoyable for either of them. If they both get bored with churnin’ out chillins they would probably enjoy scatology. No doubt they’d find a biblical justification for it and it almost amounts to what they’ve got now.
Wanna have kids? Sure. Adoption? Yes. Polluting, no. The implications of birthing 17 or more republicans for Jesus smacks of the kind of mania we’re meant to be fighting in the war on terror. The kind that uses an open society against itself and brings buildings down. I’d like to think choice is the sign of an advanced, civil society. Then the Dugger’s come along and fuck it up for everyone.
Huh. Quiverful philosophy may qualify as Pestilence in the Four Horsefaces of the Apocalypse.
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Watch Tina Fey go from neurotic, frumpy, cute and smart girl to beautiful, simple, sophisticated, smart babe (with her inner neurotic frump shining through. Sophisticated may be stretching it a bit). Watch the star of Who Dat Ninja? and President Homeboy, Tracy Jordan chase Conan O’Brian with a knife. Paul Rubens makes a guest appearance as the inbred, German prince love interest of show star Jenna Maroney. Rachel Dracht comes with more uses than a swiss army knife.
The show is a combination of Arrested Development, Mary Tyler Moore, Sex in the City, the Odd Couple, That Girl and any of the good Woody Allen movies. What’s not to like?
Season 2 starts, Thursday on October 4th at 8:30 pm. Better time slot for a really good show. You know how you get mad when your favorite show gets cancelled? Please don’t let that happen to 30 Rock. Think about it. Any show that could come up with the phrase “Honky Grandma Be Trippin’” has got to be good.
White Diamonds.
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Ann Coulter. Everytime I see her I think of disaster. For all the obvious reasons.
My previous insulting name for her was Mrs Fred Phelps. If you don’t know who that is believe me, they are cut from the same shabby, loathesome cloth.
Now you say; But according to the bible, which horseface is Ann: War, Famine, Pestilence, or Death? Well. She has all these qualities and more. But I couldn’t tell you. Other than she is wretched. If you have any suggestions or for any other of the horsefaces of the apocalypse please post them.
In the meantime feel free to pepper your conversations with her real names. It can’t hurt. Don’t be surprised if you accidently run into her and she answers to them.
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Man says wild sex caused SUV accident
MOSCOW, Idaho – A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.
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I found this website that’s about the oppression of the men in America. ‘Bout time someone represented the majority.
Topics include:
Welfare Funding Obstructs Shared Parenting Translation from the whiny: Government conspiracy, unfair treatment of dead beat dads!
Another Example of How Nutroots are Just Liars Translation: The defense of the crazy in order to maintain the status quo. Original story here. Political conspiracy without a shred of evidence. (Is there any other kind?) Bill Nye the Science Guy is up for inquisition, BTW.
More to the Larry Craig Bust than meets the eye? Whiny Translation: We approve of hypocritical and freaky behavior in filthy, public places. Just a speculation, these guys probably prefer it.
Was JFK a Pedophile? What does the author not understand about men being the primary aggressors in almost all violent situations.
The subtext here is this: Leave (white) men alone to do what they want no matter who it embarrasses or hurts. Including themselves apparently. If you only read the translations you’ll get the idea of the website’s actual content. But be my guest. Be aware. If you visit the site you get an additional bonus. Pop ups! Part of vast liberal conspiracy no doubt.
