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Entry for October 31, 2007
October 31, 2007, 2:39 am
Filed under: Uncategorized

Your Halloween greeting is over here.

Right under “Anniversary.”

Go there. Now.



Anniversary
October 29, 2007, 11:37 pm
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It was a few days ago. We’re both a little broke so we couldn’t get each other much. Work and school doesn’t allow time for making a present. Either way it’s the thought that counts, right?

What I got my baby:

A lovely perfume set called “Covet” by Sara Jessica Parker. It included lotion, a solid parfum compact and a bottle of parfum (obviously) . Looks like the pictures below.

She also got a large dollar value gift card to Steve and Barry. They actually have a lot of nice girl stuff there. Wow! Total cost: Doesn’t matter. A lot care and thoughtfulness, I guess. The money’s not important and she’s worth more than I could ever imagine.

What my baby got for me:

Not the hobo but the hat. A hobo’s hat. Or what looks like a hobo’s hat. It’s a fedora to be exact. You’d think there was a story behind this but their wasn’t. Without explanation, benefit of ceremony or gift wrapping I was given a hat. No other words were spoken.

I’d like to think that maybe, because it looks like a hobo’s hat, there was some challenge involved. Maybe she had to talk to them, gain their trust. Ride the rails, share a can of beans, woo him/her with her charms, or, at the very least, beat them into submission. Maybe her trials were too difficult to discuss. But no explanation was given. A hobo hat. It’s a little dirty too. But it fits.

So that’s good. I guess.



America’s Next Top Dominatrix!Halloween Special
October 24, 2007, 4:54 pm
Filed under: media, music, video | Tags: , , ,

Red Pleather Jacket Edition. 

Things to look for.  At about 1 minute, after the mini guitar solo Indian Thriller mixes in ”Maniac” by Micheal Sembello.  The chorus is something like “gooly mar” but sounds like ”Girly mon!” over and over.   Thriller looks either stoned out of his head, hadn’t slept in a while or both and maybe had a really bad ear ache.  He’s quite a trooper for pulling through.  Don’t look for any actual fear on the poor girlfriend’s face. 

This sort of thing makes me happy.

 What’s so damned funny?



Fabulously Homeless
October 21, 2007, 3:09 pm
Filed under: carny life, media, politics, psychology | Tags: , , , , , ,
From NY Times.com

After taking a job as an instructor at Outward Bound, Ms. Rubin, along with some of her co-workers, settled into the top floor of the organization’s Long Island City headquarters. She camped out in a bunk bed; others converted nearby office cubicles into sleeping spaces, or pitched tents on the building’s roof. To create some privacy, they hung towels and sheets around their bunks.

While Outward Bound officials stress that they view these cubicles and tents as temporary housing solutions, Ms. Rubin, who has since moved to Vermont for a short while, was grateful for a free place.

While young people in New York have always sought roommates to make life more affordable, they are now crowding so tightly into doorman buildings in prime neighborhoods like the Upper East Side that they may violate city codes.

They don’t have to live in Manhattan to work there. And given this groups background, education, and career choices it looks like they don’t have to live in cramped quarters. So it’s not that they can’t find affordable housing. It’s that they can’t find affordable housing in Manhattan that they want. That’s sort of thinking can only be attributed to a lifetime of privilege and little responsibility. The kind that makes you think you’re entitled to be a fire hazard.

With a little effort they could probably afford a place of their own, with roommates, maybe even in Manhattan. What they can’t do is live in a less-than-halfway decent apartment (read: neighborhood) without it shattering their little lives. Without earning it, they still think they deserve a nice apartment in a swanky neighborhood.

Do you think they looked in Harlem? Do you think the above company would allow the janitor to sleep on premises between homes or is he/she just shit out of luck?

Homelessness is usually reserved for the truly mentally, physically and finacially disabled. Otherwise, people who squat in commercial spaces, mooch off of their friends and/or cause a fire hazard aren’t usually praised for their ingenuity. They’re usually called bums. They’re not allowed a respectable title like hobos, but bums. When the bum eats out of dumpster, is it called innovative take-out? They can buy street art (read: graffiti) as long as they don’t have to live in the artist’s old neighborhood. Beside, they wouldn’t have anywhere to put it. I’m sure their scrappy ingenuity will allow them to come up with something that’ll impose upon their friends and the others’ safety.

It doesn’t seem the article’s author or the subjects of the article had any question of their ethics. Their behavior is acceptable because they’ve been accepted their entire life. Meanwhile the building’s janitor is living in a box. Circus carney have more integrity. Like a lot of people sometimes I think the homeless are just plain lazy. Surely with a little effort they can find a place to live. But until now I’ve never had reason to think they were shallow as well. Maybe this groups mental health issues just hadn’t caught up with them and somehow they’re planning ahead.

Acute narcissism is listed in the DSM as a mental health issue. That about covers it. As of now they’re just giving the homeless a bad name.

Stolen from myself.



Petey Wheatstraw Vs Superman
October 21, 2007, 2:09 pm
Filed under: TV, comic books, comics, film, media, movies, official list, relationships, video | Tags: ,

 

Alter Ego

Rudy Ray Moore                  Clark Kent

Advantage: Petey Wheatstraw

Nicknames

The Devil’s Son-in-Law        The Man of Steel

Advantage: Petey Wheatstraw

Place Of Birth   

Parts Unknown                                                 Krypton

Advantage: Unknown

Style

Badass 70’s type threads. Sometimes a hat.  

Red, yellow and blue skin tight outfit with a big red cape.  No hat.

Advantage: Petey Wheatstraw

Family Relations

The Devil’s Daughter, The Devil.                 Jor El, Super Woman, Super Dog

Advantage: Undetermined

Catch Phrase

 ”Yes! I’m Petey Wheatstraw, The Devil’s son-in-law.The High Sheriff of Hell.
I fucked Notorious Fanny and her bull daggin’ Mammy, and made a whore outta Lulabelle!”

“Up, up and away!”

Advantage: Wheatstraw

Likely to be attacked?

Few would dare           Happens all the time

Advantage: Wheatstraw

Most likely to survive any attack

Superman



The Wreckx-N-Effect Effect
October 16, 2007, 4:14 am
Filed under: politics, psychology, republican | Tags: , ,

Regarding GW Bush

The Perception

The term is also used to describe a perceived tendency to treat children as “special” in order to boost their self-esteem, even though the children may only be average or even underperforming

The Reality

  1. Incompetent individuals tend to overestimate their own level of skill.
  2. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize genuine skill in others.
  3. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy.
  4. If they can be trained to substantially improve their own skill level, these individuals can recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill.

The combination leads to a new syndrome called the Wreckx N Effect effect. For lack of any other logical explaination for his level of stupidity, this has got to be it. It took about 5 minutes of research. Same amount of time it took George to research the WMD info. Doesn’t make it any less true though, does it?

Hope this wins that grant I’ve been looking for.



The Wreckx-N-Effect Effect
October 15, 2007, 9:08 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

Regarding GW Bush

The Perception

The term is also used to describe a perceived tendency to treat children as “special” in order to boost their self-esteem, even though the children may only be average or even underperforming

The Reality

  1. Incompetent individuals tend to overestimate their own level of skill.
  2. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize genuine skill in others.
  3. Incompetent individuals fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy.
  4. If they can be trained to substantially improve their own skill level, these individuals can recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill.

The combination leads to a new syndrome called the Wreckx N Effect effect. For lack of any other logical explaination for his level of stupidity, this has got to be it. It took about 5 minutes of research. Same amount of time it took George to research the available WMD info. Doesn’t make it any less true though, does it?



Bride of Bushwick
October 9, 2007, 6:38 pm
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Bushwick Bill either needs a reality dating show like Flava or Bret Micheals or he needs Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushwick_Bill#Christian_Rap

I really hope this doesn’t disqualify him from the reality show



The Killa Bs versus The Beatles
October 8, 2007, 1:43 am
Filed under: media, music | Tags: ,

“The 8 Diagrams”

The new Wu Tang record uses a Beatles sample is that is somehow not a sample.  It’ll feature George Clinton, Q-Tip and Dhani Harrison.  ODB is also going to be on the record joining the long line of rappers from the dead.  I can’t wait.

The Beatles don’t allow much sampling of their work, if at all.  Their last release “Love” mixed Beatle songs into Beatle songs.  It’s not all that innovative but it’s amazing how much of their music works as a whole, creating a flow between albums, eras and styles.  You get a really good idea of the scope of their work.   I hope the Wu Tang Clan can benefit from it.



Dracula, Blacula, President, Pimp
October 5, 2007, 5:14 am
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Match the picture to the description.  Some have more than one.  If your not sure just say “Unknown.”

A)

B)

C)

D)