Fun with First Year French

Obama / Andre the Giant in ’08

I am ashamed to report that in my research for this post I’d found the LA Times, Michelle Malkin, (here and here) and this fuck tard had done it already. Among others. Good idea, with some mixed company. Malkin’s take is far more clever and humorous than I expected.

So far all we’ve got for McCain is this…

Someone give that man a can o’ spinich

If Obama wins, these posters are going to be considered true art. The kind of iconography that surrounds John F. Kennedy, MLK, Malcolm X and Elvis. If not, you’ll be seeing them at Spencer Gifts. Painted on velvet. Hopefully Shepard Fairly will do that anyway.

 

The Final Countdown – Possible BSG Spoilers

Battlestar is a week away from finishing it’s 4th season. Such as it was. I’m supposed to find out who the final cylon is tonight, but the they’ve lied to me before. The show doesn’t care who it hurts, so I’ll go a head and tell you who’s the final cylon is and their nature.

And the fifth cylon is…

Either Rolo Lampkin or Lt. Felix Gaeta.

If you noticed all of the recently revealed Cylons are of some respectable profession. Commanding officer, deck chief, assistant to the president and patriot fighter pilot.

The other 7 are not. With the exception of Sharon Agathon (Viper pilot and Girl Next Door) they are the tabloid reporter (D’Anna Biers), long term con artist/charming drifter (Leoben Conoy), used car salesman/sweaty bureaucrat Aaron Doral, mata hari and ultimate arm candy (the dreamy and deadly number six), corrupt preacher (brother Cavil) and Simon, really an unknown quality. Portrayed a doctor in one episode, and then disappeared. So I’m guessing he’s wanted for medical malpractice.

It stands to reason the last of the final five is either really sleezy or very flawed but honorable. My money is on Felix Gaeta. Matching the other motif, Lampkin is perfect as the sleezy lawyer. Of course most of the characters on the show are pretty f-ed up so it could be anyone.

That’s not the real twist. The real twist is that these 5 aren’t really cylons but created 100% human. No fibre optics or programming. You heard it here first.

So you never know. I’ve been betrayed by the show before. I’m a sucker for a good looking TV show.

Cougars People Vs the Wonder Twins

The rallying cry of the remaining Hillary Clinton supporters.

http://oohnuance.blogspot.com/2008/06/puma-party-unity-my-ass.html

http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=14333

http://riverdaughter.wordpress.com/2008/06/01/the-puma-party-is-born/

Another name for a puma is a cougar. That might be a more accurate name given Hillary’s majority demographic. Like a middle aged man in a midlife crisis they’re a little sad and desperate. When they’re done, the family will probably take them back for the country’s sake, but it was an unnecessary break up, causing a lot of heart ache, recriminations and money lost (usually on a fancy new sports car, in this case a much extended campaign and neocon-like windmill tilting). This group is more likely to score a younger mate than get Hillary in the White House as president. At least this time around. Depending on how you are, that might not be a bad trade off. Does that make Obama the prey? Nah. Michelle wouldn’t have it.

The Wonder Twins of Politics. (Except unrelated and earthling).

Yeah!!!

At Last our Caucas Nightmare has (almost) Ended*

I hope.  The only other way to stop her is with an angry mob of townfolk and torches.  After all “It Takes a Village…”

But no.  There’s some village idiot named Larry Johnson (who should be mistaken for the crackpot Larry Sinclair (a Village Person in his own right)) who may or may not have a videotape of Michelle Obama using the term “Whitey.”   If so the timing couldn’t be worse.  “Whitey” still takes that shit seriously.

Barack Hussain Obama is expected to clinch the Democratic nomination on Tuesday.  Considering Hillary’s campaign had about as much integrity as George Bush on a crack, dragging us further into the gutter, I truly hope this is unexpected.  Hill and her Cron(i)es think they can place defeat in the jaws of victory. They couldn’t make the secret-Muslim-not-flag-pin-wearing-Antichrist stuff work.  Still, he does have his liabilities.  Now this.  I hope she isn’t so bad a loser that we find out years from now she used this as a nuclear option.  Of course the tape could be a big nothing from a nothing.  Maybe.

I don’t find “whitey” offensive at all.  It’s silly.  If a word is going to bring down his candidacy, I’d prefer it’d be “Cracker,” ”Redneck” or “Honky”, preferably beginning with the phrase “You motherfucking…”.  But you never know.  Someone might have really earned it.  Anyone else who is honestly offended by it should realize:  they might be one.

I really hope it turns about to be nothing.

The (it takes a) villagers recoil in horror as Hillary takes her true form during the concession speech and prepares to feed on her constituents.

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* Paraphrased from the speech by the National Nightmare, Dick (Lon) Cheney.

** ”Milky” is my favorite.

Hillary to Participate in Rove/Lewinski Threesome to get Democrat Nomination

Subtitled: For all intent and purpose, this is how she is behaving. This debate over Florida and Michigan delegates has brought her pretty damn close.

YEARS ago all participants in the Democrats nomination process agreed on the rules set forth by the DNC. Then when she found out she was losing, Hillary compared it to an African dictatorship and claimed voter disenfranchisement.She has a point but she agreed to this years ago, and it was OK when Bill ran for office. I think I speak for millions of practical people when I say bullshit.

Citing Rove is unbelieveable. Like cursing someone at their funeral only to find out the funeral was for you. A previously unheard of level of selfish, self loathing stupidity. I still respect most aspects of her amazing, groundbreaking accomplishments. It took a while for her campaign behavior to break that down. But the remaining majority has chosen.

Hillary showings in the race prove that we all want a woman in the White House. Her behavior continues to prove that she is the wrong woman to be that choice.

Until she gives up this bullshit, file this under “Carny Life.”

See also:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080531/ap_on_el_pr/primary_scramble

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/the-better-of-several-evils/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/01/11/steinem-sets-us-straight/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/01/16/desperate-clintons-sue-themselves/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/hillary-clinton-4-more-years-of-gw-bush-2/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/urbane-legend-barack-obama/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/hillary-to-kiss-lewinski-on-the-mouth-to-get-nomination/

http://madmonq.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/teen-accused-in-plot-to-kill-jesus-endorses-hillary/