America’s Next Top Dominatrix:The Thriller From Wasilla Red Leather Jacket Extra Special Edition!

This year’s America’s Next Top Dominatrix Sarah Palin

The inspiration for and first year’s winner, Debra Cagan

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Palin been called the Transvestite George W. Bush and ‘Ho Sixpack (mostly by me).  She’s been called more popular than Barack Obama.  Also been called less experienced and now a drag on the party ticket.  She’s pretty much called New York City Anti-American based on nothing, but evidently terrorists and the places they attack have great taste in clothing.

The Trophy Vice is always going on about her blue collar roots (Although her hair looks black I’ll take her word for it), she now has a snazzy red leather jacket to do it in.  And a wardrobe (presumably) paid for by Republican donations to the tune of $150,000!  And the McCain Campaign is broke why?  The jacket alone makes her this year’s America’s Next Top Dominatrix.

Palin’s B.S. about refusing the “Bridge to Nowhere” (but keeping the money for the state).  And charging Alaska for various trips outside the state (did we forget she sold the private jet she could have been using at a loss?  Yes we did, apparently) and for living in her own house.

Not only does she buy her wardrobe in terrorist loving NY (you know, where the real terrorists chose to attack), she now known to hang out with them,  What do I mean?

McCain really is friends with G. Gordon Liddy. Liddy has spent time in prison, helped bring down President Nixon and has advocated violence against the US Government. One of McCain’s employees lobbied for Saddam Hussain in the 1990s.  Ew. Don’t believe me, look it up.

Palin’s husband was a member of an Alaska political party who’s founder openly discussed his hatred of America and allied with Iran. Where there terrorist-are-at-Iran, not No-WMDs-Iraq.  Gov Palin sent regular greetings to their conventions.  I am not making any of this up.  Look up Joe Vogler, Iran and the Alaska Independence Party.

Several high profile republicans served on the same board as Obama and Ayers. If there is guilt by association then McCain and Palin are guilty as charged.  Based on that logic Palin is guilty of also being a communist because she lives close to Russia.  8 year old’s are responsible for breaking lamps, not adult terrorists.

Now if that doesn’t bother you, fine.  I’m wondering what Sarah, Plain and Dumb fan base thinks about Palin’s religious affliations. Specifically the traveling preacher who’s blessed her candidacy, making her by extension a God endorsed candidate.  He was a frequent visitor.  The guy also specializes in witches.

That’s right. Witches.

What?

On top of that he fights crime.  Not in tradition garish costume and a boy counterpart way.  Not in the less fun but considerably more practical po-po, 5-0 at yo doh (police) way.  He prayed away a spirit of witchcraft over a city and claims the crime rate went down.  Also closed bars.  So there are some drawbacks.  Still he did get to use supernatural powers.  He is useful in finding WMD’s.  Witches of Mass Destruction.  Ha!

Meanwhile Palin names her kids after witches. “Willow” (from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“) and Piper (from the TV series “Charmed.”)  Not purposefully but she’s not helping things either.  At least not for the Republicans, anymore.

Lastly she’s been called “A Present day Esther“(See also). I’m not sure what that means but I consider it an insult to the previous Present day Esther.  Aunt Esther from “Sanford and Son”.

How is that a complement other than LuWanda Page kinda looked like a pit bull?  I guess that makes McCain Fred G. Sanford.

I’d like to thank Mr Sanford for hoisting Palin into the spotlight.  Without his sound judgment she’d still be an inexperienced, terrorist, tranny witch hunter wing nut from the arctic without a clue.  She is now much more than that.

She is America’s Next Top Dominatrix!

Sorry Minnesota Representative Michelle Bachmann.  Maybe next year?