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Old Man Wolverine

27 Nov

Why isn’t there a story arc where Wolverine is a slightly burned out suburbanite dad with a dead-end job? I mean, the man has been a sickly dandy, a samurai, a World War 2 veteran, a secret spy, a science experiment, a psychopath, an X-Man, a Canadian & other terrible things.  Property line disputes and prolonged bout of lawn mowing would cause anyone to freak out & does.

All that spy & scientific experimenting stuff was probably his midlife crisis.  He probably has a wife and kids in the Midwest somewhere waiting for him to return from the store.  

No this post is not about me, why?

Hey you kids.  Get off ma lawn, bub.

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