The Great American War On Christmas – The Musical!

Do you know how many so-called Christmas songs do not mention God or Christmas at all?  A butt- ton.  Not a button: a butt-ton.  That’s right.  These songs, like many retailers, hate God & hate America.   Place these classics on your do not listen to hate list. 

Some of these songs are, like, really old, telling us that commies have been hard at work trying to bring down The American Way since, like, a long time ago.

The Sugar Plum Fairy.  By a dead Russian dude.  See what I mean?

There are as many Christmas songs that hate Christmas as there are retailers that hate Christmas.  As a matter of fact, all the stores that say refuse to say “Merry Christmas” probably sell these devil songs to you, the true believer.  And they aren’t just devil songs because they’re from Satan but also because some of them are just freaking annoying.

(Come to think of it many of the retailers that do say “Merry Christmas!” sell these songs too.  But that’d ruin a perfectly good bit of circular logic so I’m not going to mention it. )

 

Mariah Carey is Christmas hate.

Is it really Christmas, Christmas hater, Andy Williams?

Nat King Cole’s soul is black as coal for this Anti-American Christmas classic.

Hell on earth.

Entertaining World War I vets. Fah! Der Bingle. Double fah!

Bad hair cuts. Has beens.  Feeding the hungry. Fah!

Of course if you don’t like, much less, love some of these songs you have no soul.  In some cases, however, it means you have immensely good taste. 

As an act of civil disobedience I’d like to recommend a visit to a neighborhood anti-Christmas bookstore.  Barnes & Noble is a good example.  Go to the Bible section & quote your favorite verse aloud.  Tell them to stop selling anti-Christmas music.  That’ll show them.  But it’s important that when you’re done you put the book back.

In all sincerety please have a good Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, Kwanza & Happy New Year to everyone from everyone @madmonq’s joint

The Great American God Complex: Newt Gingrich is Judge Dreddful

During an appearance on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Gingrich suggested the president could send federal law enforcement authorities to arrest judges who make controversial rulings in order to compel them to justify their decisions before congressional hearings.

Yes we probably have some activist judges across the political spectrum. But arresting judges doesn’t solve the problem. It’s a little like arresting the stupid, you know. Sure we think it’s a great idea but it is utterly impractical, impossible. And, you know, stupid.  So, you know, Newt might want to review this a bit.  Because after statements like that he’s Public Enemy #1.  Demonstrating bad judgement & stupidity.

Maybe he’ll learn just how difficult it is to be someone’s wife in stupid jail?  Especially compared to how he treated all three of his, that is.  

Helmet hair or helmet head, Newt Gingrich has a Great American God Complex.

Now God & Christopher Hitchens Are Dead

Wondering if Christophe­r Hitchens will be buried in the same graveyard as God? A separate plot is needed for Hitchens intellect, the Others improbabil­ity.

If you have any doubt about the importance of Mr. Hitchens he might tell you the same thing.  His work, however, tells a different story.  Read any numbers of links found in a basic Google search and judge for yourself.  If there is a summation of a message within his writings it is as distinct from what is taught in American churches; Stating simply: Think for yourself. 

“Faith is the surrender of the mind; it’s the surrender of reason, it’s the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other mammals,” Hitchens said. “It’s our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and our reason, our yearning to discard that and put all our trust or faith in someone or something, that is the sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith must be the most overrated.”

As a former of the faithful and with this as with so many other things, I agree.  We can counter Hitchen’s death, any death, by thinking for ourselves & attempting agree-ability with others.  Civility & thought continue to separate us from the animals & our perceived enemies. We can do better still.

We can certainly do better than this photo, for example

The Great American God Complex: The Gift That Keeps on Giving (If Set on “Auto”)

Arizona Gun Club Offers Photos of Santa & ‘His Machine Guns’

I was hoping my Christmas wouldn’t end with an open can o’ on sale Black Thanksgiving whoop azz  on unsuspecting shoppers. Now I look forward to ending Santa’s reign of terror when that mother grabber goes after Grandma with his reindeer. That Rudolph is a commie with his red nose & all.

And I still say “Christmas” not “Holiday” like a good gun totin’ Christian-American Walmart greeter.

The Gift the Keeps on Firing, posted with vodpod

I don’t think some Americans will be happy until they get a Jesus on the cross with an AK strung around his neck like he went down like Scarface.  Otherwise they’re liable to shoot him in the face when He returns for not fighting back against the Romans. Not dying in a hail of bullets like a real Christian American.  That’s how fucking ridiculous it’s gotten.

Guns, money, politics & religion, that’s what the Great American God Complex is all about, Charlie Brown.