Do you know how many so-called Christmas songs do not mention God or Christmas at all? A butt- ton. Not a button: a butt-ton. That’s right. These songs, like many retailers, hate God & hate America. Place these classics on your do not listen to hate list.
Some of these songs are, like, really old, telling us that commies have been hard at work trying to bring down The American Way since, like, a long time ago.
The Sugar Plum Fairy. By a dead Russian dude. See what I mean?
There are as many Christmas songs that hate Christmas as there are retailers that hate Christmas. As a matter of fact, all the stores that say refuse to say “Merry Christmas” probably sell these devil songs to you, the true believer. And they aren’t just devil songs because they’re from Satan but also because some of them are just freaking annoying.
(Come to think of it many of the retailers that do say “Merry Christmas!” sell these songs too. But that’d ruin a perfectly good bit of circular logic so I’m not going to mention it. )
Mariah Carey is Christmas hate.
Is it really Christmas, Christmas hater, Andy Williams?
Nat King Cole’s soul is black as coal for this Anti-American Christmas classic.
Hell on earth.
Entertaining World War I vets. Fah! Der Bingle. Double fah!
Bad hair cuts. Has beens. Feeding the hungry. Fah!
Of course if you don’t like, much less, love some of these songs you have no soul. In some cases, however, it means you have immensely good taste.
As an act of civil disobedience I’d like to recommend a visit to a neighborhood anti-Christmas bookstore. Barnes & Noble is a good example. Go to the Bible section & quote your favorite verse aloud. Tell them to stop selling anti-Christmas music. That’ll show them. But it’s important that when you’re done you put the book back.
In all sincerety please have a good Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, Kwanza & Happy New Year to everyone from everyone @madmonq’s joint
