What’s that pithy phrase? “Whenever God closes a door, He opens a window?”
What’s that other one? “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out?“ Yeah that one.
That’s two He’s called to run for President of the United States of America down (Herman Cain & Bachmann), one more (Perry) to go. And God told me to run from Rick Santorum.
Not sure why the Creator would have to stack the deck in His favor with so many candidates running in His name. Could be He’s insecure. Could be He’s a crappy poker player, can’t tell a king or queen from a joker? Could be everyone invoking His name is a deluded, conceded, confused a-hole? Yes that is the answer.
In her comments about ending her presidential aspirations Ms. Bachmann said she has “no regrets” and is looking forward “to the next chapter in God’s plan.“ Why would God have her run for President, spend millions of other people’s money in a recession just so she could lose? Isn’t this money better spent in the private sector or feeding the lazy but hungry poor? Logic was never in the plan. If you think you can answer any of these questions please be my guest.
In any event she should have no regrets. She’s done even better than president. She is, in my humble opinion, America’s Next Top Dominatrix!
Michele Bachmann is Batboy Crazy
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Debra Cagan
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Perhaps when God tells them to run for public office, it’s not an actual calling, just a divine practical joke…I can just imagine Michelle Bachmann wondering why she keeps hearing the word, “Bazinga” and giggles.