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The Artist Formerly Known as “The Star Child“
The Paintings Formerly known as Blank Canvases
Part of the joy in sharing this is the fact that he had a “show” at the Wentworth Art Gallery at the Riverside Square Mall in Hackensack NJ.
For those of you who don’t know, an art show opening at the Riverside Square Mall is a little like the ribbon cutting ceremony at a local supermarket. I worked at that supermarket for a while. Made me wish Lex Luthor was successful in 1979. Good for Hackensack, bad for Paul Stanley.
I wonder if he went to the Couch House Diner across the highway afterward? Or got an after hours tour of the U.S.S. Ling? At least he’s not wearing a babushka on his head pretending he’s not bald.
Please to enjoy the tackiness.
Happy Valentime’s Day
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Deluxe Jesus Nativity Snow Globe
- Super glued onto quality scrap wood
- Detailed headless angel
- Some of the animals and wise men from the classic nativity scene
- Precious wind up music box theme “Silent Night”
- Battery pack innovation that provides a 9 volt approximation of God’s power (not included)
- Special Bonus enclosed Holy Family snow globe
- Just like the original Christmas!
- Price: Priceless
- Shipping & Handling: $7.22
- Save! Buy two or more and save on S & H
- Note: Drinking the Deluxe Jesus Nativity Snow Globe water will not result in super powers and may cause death. Probably.
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Coal isn’t bad enough nowadays. It could be useful for heat. You have to send a Corleone type message to kids that Santa is not playing anymore. Otherwise they’ll get ideas. Then it’ll be last year’s number 1, the lawn dart, for you. Even if they are “good”, why take chances?
Red Pleather Jacket Edition.
Things to look for. At about 1 minute, after the mini guitar solo Indian Thriller mixes in ”Maniac” by Micheal Sembello. The chorus is something like “gooly mar” but sounds like ”Girly mon!” over and over. Thriller looks either stoned out of his head, hadn’t slept in a while or both and maybe had a really bad ear ache. He’s quite a trooper for pulling through. Don’t look for any actual fear on the poor girlfriend’s face.
This sort of thing makes me happy.
What’s so damned funny?
