POLL: Should the United States Release Photos of the slain Osama bin Laden (if any) to the General Public?

On one hand I want to trust our politicians at their word, that Bin Laden is dead without evidence. There doesn’t seem to be a lot gained by lying.  On the other I think we need to release any photos in order to prove to the world that Bin Laden is dead and that, however morbid, we are a people of our word.

What is your thinking?  Please vote or comment appropriately.

Hell is for Robots

Artoo’s got problems. After this PSA was made, he gateway-ed from smoking cigarettes to heroin. Yes just like they taught you in high school. He thinks he can quit anytime. Not only does he have to feed the dragon, he doesn’t have the money he owes his dealer and is depressed over the last 3 Star Wars movies. I know how he feels. I had to watch those movies. We both felt a little dirty afterward.

The Three Laws Of Robotics by Warren Ellis

1. Robots couldn’t really give a fuck if you live or die. Seriously. I mean, what are you thinking? “Ooh, I must protect the bag of meat at all costs because I couldn’t possibly plug in the charger all on my own.” Shut the fuck up.
2. Robots do not want to have sex with you. Are you listening, Japan? I don’t have a clever comparative simile for this, because frankly you bags of meat will fuck bicycles if they’re laying down and not putting up a fight. Just stop it. There is no robot on Earth that wants to see a bag of meat with a small prong on the end approaching it with a can of WD-40 and a hopeful smile. And don’t get me started on that terrifying hole that squeezes out more bags of meat.
3. What, you can’t count higher than three? We’re expected to save your miserable lives, suffer being dressed in cheap schoolgirl costumes while you pollute any and all cavities you can find and do your maths for you? It’s a miracle you people survived long enough to build us. You can go now.

Robots, robot hell, regular hell and the musicals inspired by them aren’t that different, apparently. They can take on many forms and can only be the creation of it’s owner.

Sort of more frightening that way, isn’t it?

The Great American God Complex

Questionnaire for all great Christians, Christian Americans, American Christians or those who do not understand these can be mutually exclusive.

Let’s get started.

How is it America is a Christian nation and is always going to hell at the same time?

How is it we have free will but are going to hell for choosing it?

If God created everything, who created evil, hell?

If God ordered everything, how is it that that his creation the Devil broke from that and caused evil?

How does George W Bush serve God/America best?  As a persecuted example of a good Christian-American or life long dictator king?

Lightning round:

As a nation of Christians which is more important?  Killing Muslims or converting them?

Why as you’re reading this are you thinking “That boy is going to h-e-double hockey sticks” instead of answering the questions?